On 4/29/2023, Joe Biden on Saturday night gave a speech at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. During the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Biden jokingly referred to himself as “dark Brandon.” Biden stated, “Roy (comedian host) the podium is yours I’m going to be fine with your jokes but I’m not sure about dark Brandon.” He the proceeded to slowly put on his sunglasses.
Biden Calls Himself “Dark Brandon” During White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Biden said, “I’m going to turn this over to Roy. Roy, the podium is yours. I’m going to be fine with your jokes, but I’m not sure about Dark Brandon. (The President puts on sunglasses.) All yours, pal.”
Biden Laughs As Reporter Calls Him Out For Being Least Transparent President In Modern History
“every president privately and sometimes publicly bridles at his news coverage and yet they invite us in and take our questions though Sir maybe not as many as we would like”
Joe Biden Sits And Laughs As Comedian Jokes About His Classified Documents Scandal
“I’m happy to be here oh real quick. Mr. President I think you left some of your classified documents up here. no don’t give them to them I’ll put them in a safe place he don’t know where to keep them remember
happy to be here though happy to be here”
Biden Mumbles About Bringing Home “Wrongfully Detainees” From “Iranda”
“Because of our unrelenting efforts, we’ve been able to bring home dozens of hostages and wrongfully detainees — wrongful detainees from Afghanistan, Burma, Haiti, Iran, Iranda, Venezuela, across West Africa, and around the world.”
Biden: One Of The “Great Traditions In Washington” Is “Underestimating” His “Record To Be Proud Of”
Bide said, “This dinner is one of the two great traditions in Washington. The other one is underestimating me and Kamala.”
Biden On First Two Years: “I’ll Talk For Ten Minutes, Take Zero Questions, And Cheerfully Walk Away”
“After all, I believe in the First Amendment — not just because my good friend Jimmy Madison wrote it. (Laughter and applause.) In a lot of ways, this dinner sums up my first two years in office. (Laughter.) I’ll talk for 10 minutes, take zero questions, and cheerfully walk away. “
Don Lemon: that’s a man in his prime. Biden old? being seasoned.
“You call me old? I call it being seasoned. You say I’m ancient? I say I’m wise. You say I’m over the hill? Don Lemon would say that’s a man in his prime. (Laughter and applause.) Folks, it’s wonderful to be back here again, proving I haven’t learned a damn thing.”
disoriented or confused? Marjorie Taylor Greene
“If you find yourself disoriented or confused, it’s either you’re drunk or Marjorie Taylor Greene.”
Biden mandate & straight joke
Had Ron DeSantis — I had a lot of Ron DeSangi- — Ron DeSantis jokes ready, but bicke- — but Mickey Mouse beat the hell out of me and got there first. Now, look — can’t be too rough on the guy. After his reelection as governor, he was asked if he had a mandate. He said, “Hell no, I’m straight.” (Laughter.) “I’m straight.”
I’ll give you time to think that one through. You got it?
I’m the only Irishman who’s never had a drink in his life
I’d like to make a toast — if I had a glass. My grandfather Ambrose Finnegan said, “If you ever make a toast without liquor, you got to hold it in your left hand.” (Laughter.) You all think I’m kidding. I’m not. I’m probably the only Irishman you’ve ever met who’s never had a drink in his life.
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Biden “dark Brandon” Laughs As Reporter Calls Him Least Transparent President, Classified Documents